Archive for the ‘Just Absurd’ Category

Joey “Jaws” Chestnut has won the World Hot Dog Eating Contest for the fifth consecutive time, devouring 62 sausages and buns in 10 minutes. Source

Kenneth Rudolph, 48, called police after his wife, Kaukauna Gethers Rudolph, chased him around their home with a 15-inch knife blade. The man said she became angry because he refused to help her take out her old hair weave in preparation for putting in new extensions. When police arrived at the home, Kuakauna was holding [...]

A primary school teacher in Australia has been suspended after allegations were made that she taped her students mouths shut. A five-year-old boy told his mother that if the students talked during class they would have their mouths “sticky-taped shut.” According to the boy, if the piece came off, the teacher “would stick another piece of the [...]

a 25-ear-old Connecticut man, Miguel Soto, was shot twice outside of a New Haven deli. Soto walked outside after he had purchased his sandwich and heard three gunshots. One of the bullets hit him in the groin and one in the left leg. Soto went home ate ate the sandwich he had purchased before asking his father [...]

A Kentucky man, Harvey Westmoreland, got into an argument with two former friends over the selling price of his lawn mower. When the negotiation went sour, the two men cut off Westmoreland’s beard, shoved it into his mouth, and forced him to eat it. Westmoreland says, “there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.” [...]