A central Pennsylvania school has a woolly plan to keep its grass neatly trimmed. Source

Getting a lap dance isn’t the same as taking in a ballet, so an alcohol-free strip club will have to pay the tax man, a New York state court has ruled. Source

Police say masked and armed men in Cape Cod thought they were nabbing a bag of dough. Source

It’s the kind of story that creates its own headline – Byrd Rescues Hawk. Source

The former Colorado couple who told authorities their son floated away in a silver helium balloon say they’re re-opening the auction for the balloon because of low and fraudulent bids. Source