A Salem, Oregon man was arrested for forging his own death certificate.  Michael Rosen faked his death to avoid a court case involving larceny of a credit card.  His probation officer became suspicious when he reviewed Rosen’s death certificate where he noted the misspelling of the cemetery’s name, the absence of a raised seal, and an incorrectly spelled cause of death.  Rosen now faces additional charges for his scheme.  Source

A man was charged with felony burglary after breaking into the home of a couple in Canton, Ohio.  Police say the burglar entered the house around 2:45 am as the couple slept and stuffed his pockets with cigarettes and pasta.  He then got into bed with the couple before being discovered and fleeing the scene.  He was later caught and described himself as a ninja who knows mixed martial arts.  Source